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Sunday, October 31, 2010

Equations! - This is the best I have read in a LONG time

LOGIC AND HUMOUR...........


Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:


Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:

Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,


A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++

Equation 2


Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:



Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words

Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +

Equation 3


Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,


Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3



Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!



So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money



Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude



Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!